A couple's third anniversary is their "leather" anniversary, because around the three-year mark is when couples typically take their first romantic horse ride down a beach AND/OR get seriously into taxidermy.
But OH MY WOMBATS, what kind of high school couple makes it to their six-year anniversary? One year is actually two hundred in high-school dating years. Which is why we have created a MORE REALISTIC set of anniversaries (dayiversaries? ) for you to celebrate with your once-now-and-never-again love. Celebrate your monogamy with an origami gift: a chatterbox with "You're dumped" under window #7 is a seamless way to sever the tie if you've got the one-week itch, otherwise you can make them an origami football, or, idk, an isoceles triangle—whatever you think your baby (probably too soon to call them baby) is into.
One-Day Anniversary: Sticky Note Some of the greatest relationships of our time have lasted no longer than second through fourth period. Sometimes it burns into an inanimate ball of carbon halfway through the atmosphere. One-Month Anniversary: Faberge Egg In the time since you started dating, three queen bees have seized the throne, two P. teachers have switched their tiny shorts for wintry sweatpants, and the cafeteria has served 5000 terrible, terrible hotdogs. Celebrate your one-month anniversary with something super classy: a Faberge Egg.
Surprisingly, our research has found no similar resource or guide for dating anniversaries .
Because of this, the Giftypedia decided to create a Dating Anniversary Table in the spirit of the traditional wedding anniversary table.
It’s the day we met and the day of our first date and first kiss and all of that (we have a few anniversaries, actually).